Ridiculously On The Scene

Lindsay Lohan: Just My Luck Trailer

2006-01-26T23:25:00.000-05:00

Click Here to view the trailer for

Lindsay Lohan's

new film Just My Luck, opening on May 12

Oprah: "I FEEL DUPED"

2006-01-26T16:31:00.000-05:00

James Frey, author of the best selling book "A Million Different Pieces" comes clean on a live segment of Oprah.
"I feel duped," she said Thursday on her syndicated talk show. "But more importantly, I feel that you betrayed millions of readers." James Frey, who found himself booed in the same Chicago studio where he had been embraced not long ago, acknowledge that he had lied.
A sometimes angry Winfrey asked Frey why he "felt the need to lie." Audience members often groaned and gasped at Frey's halting, stuttered admissions that certain facts and characters had been "altered" but that the essence of his memoir was real. Thursday's broadcast, rare proof that the contents of a book can lead to great tabloid TV, marked an abrupt reversal from last week's cozy chat on "Larry King Live," when Winfrey phoned in to support Frey and label alleged fabrications as "much ado about nothing." "I left the impression that the truth is not important," Winfrey said Thursday of last week's call, say that "e-mail after e-mail" from supporters of the book had cast a "cloud" over her judgment.

Madonna's World Tour Plans Leaked

2006-01-26T12:02:00.000-05:00

Details of Madonna's upcoming world tour have been leaked online - days before the popstar is set to make an official announcement. According to numerous internet postings, Madonna will play live shows across the United States in June and July, including five nights at New York City's
Shea Stadium, before jetting around the globe. The tour will reportedly conclude in late September in Australia. Arthur Fogel - the man behind Madonna's Re-Invention and Drowned extravaganzas - is rumored to have signed up to promote the concerts.

MK & Ash: Olsens are a season too late.

2006-01-23T18:12:00.000-05:00

Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen are releasing a line of "BOHO" inspired clothes, loosely based on the frock that the twins were sporting in just about every weekly glossy in 2005. That bag lady chic was impressive while it lasted, but unfortunately everyone has moved on from that "dumpster diving" look.

They're renowned for their uber casual street style, with Mary-Kate even admitting to wearing pyjamas out - just hidden beneath a classy coat.
So the news that their new collections, Boho Fever and To Dye For, are soon to be on sale will come as exciting news to a whole host of quirky teenagers and casual dressers.

MAKE OUT.....JT & Cammie D get Gross

2006-01-23T18:06:00.000-05:00

a kiss between ANYONE ELSE would be kind of hot...is she stoned?

Video of the day: Kelly O has ONE WORD

2006-01-23T17:27:00.000-05:00

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Breaking!!! (for anyone who cares): NEW SUGABABE

2006-01-19T16:33:00.000-05:00

New Sugababe Amelle is revealed....
The lucky lady who's replacing Mutya in girl band Sugababes has been revealed.
Amelle Berrabah, 21, from Hampshire, will have to start practising for the girls' tour in March and April, plus a stadium tour with Take That.
"For years I've dreamt of breaking into the music business but never did I dream of waking up one day to be the third Sugababe," she said. It's thought Mutya (20yrs old) left the band to spend more time with her daughter Tahila, who was born in March. Amelle is said to be excited to be touring with Take That, as member Gary Barlow was apparently one of her first crushes! Mutya leaving means Keisha is now the only original member of the Sugababes still in the band. Get a taste SUGABABES

Lohan & Leto Pretend To Have Lunch

2006-01-19T04:46:00.000-05:00

Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto film scenes for the upcoming Chapter 27 in New York on 1-18-06.

MK OLSEN: Cooler Than You!

2006-01-17T16:52:00.000-05:00

Mary-Kate Olsen is looking better and better EVERY EVENT!!!! Plus she is now hanging with super funny EX-SNL Castmates.

Victoria Beckham: A Cavalli Creation

2006-01-17T16:45:00.000-05:00

Fashion designer to the stars Roberto Cavalli has revealed how former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham chose him to help her “stand out from the crowd”. Posh spice gave Cavalli an exclusive contract to dress her for every occasion and her is taking the job very seriously. The 64 year old designer said of his position: "I certainly did not chase her, she came to me.
"Now I am her designer. She is mine."
Victoria was speaking backstage after her Cavalli appearance at men's fashion week in Milan. "The ideal clothes to seduce a man are simple but sexy, high heels, tight jeans and a tight T-shirt."

Reese & Ryan Play "LET'S PRETEND"

2006-01-17T16:33:00.000-05:00

At the Golden Globes- the normally 'never seen together' couple were uncharacteristically all smiles for the camera and the shows viewers. Hardly EVER photographed together- you can't help but feel like Reese and Ryan were 'turning it on' for the naysayers...on the other hand- they MUST be in LOVE, they are kissing in public. Resse & Ryan are the NEW Tom & Katie.

the fall of PARIS...the tripping drunk.

2006-01-10T13:08:00.000-05:00

Yes- Paris's bodygaurd is stopping her boob from peaking out.

Guess the feet....

2005-12-30T19:17:00.000-05:00

Memories are just plain fun. Drunken bowling memories are even more fun. Drunken bowling in free LACOSTE shoes- memories are the most fun.

Beckham & Halliwell Will Kick Your Ass...Mommy style

2005-12-30T18:31:00.000-05:00

Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham have had a rocky relationship since the hayday of the Spice Girls. So what could possibly bring Posh and Ginger back to talking terms? The two aging poptarts took in a night of ballet in London's west end. The semi-reunion could be due to Geri Halliwell's rumored pregnancy. Either way, it's always good to see any Spices tagging along.

[VICTORIA BECKHAM has called a truce with her former SPICE GIRLS bandmate GERI HALLIWELL, after learning she is pregnant with her first child. Beckham, who has three sons with her soccer star husband DAVID, last night took her pal out to see ballet at London's Royal Opera House and shared invaluable tips for pregnancy and motherhood. The hitmakers reportedly fell out after Halliwell quit the successful girl band in May 1998. An insider tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "Posh was thrilled when she heard Geri was expecting and wanted to spend quality time with her.
There have been lots of rifts but they've been speaking regularly for the past 18 months.]

No official statement has been released pertaining to Halliwell's Pregnancy.

Stavros Niarchos: Paris's man gets cut....

2005-12-30T16:53:00.000-05:00

Yes, a hair cut is getting a post.

NYC Fashion Week....a bit of a review

2005-09-19T03:42:00.000-04:00

Flashback: Party Like It's 2003

2005-09-08T16:14:00.000-04:00

Ah...Remember when P&N were friends, I mean BEST Friends? Well if you've forgotten, here's a few pics from their pre- "Simple Life" days...

Loves It: THE NEW HILARY DUFF

2005-08-31T15:53:00.000-04:00

Sorry about the drastic amount of Duff postings- But I can not handle her new look. She looks amazing and now is positioned to knock Lohan off her teen queen thrown. Plus she is now busting out with her older male counter part-Joel Madden. This couple= B A N A N A S!!! You know these two are bound to get it on...in the studio that is. A duet is rumored. In a week were overall U.S. album sales were down 11% from the same week last year- Hilary Duff's latest album has managed to stay at number one.
"For a second week, Hilary Duff finds her "Most Wanted" greatest hits set atop The Billboard 200. Despite a 51% second week decline to U.S. sales of 101,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan, the total is enough to keep the Hollywood collection ahead of the competition. Lohan, you better bring your A game next round."

Kate Hudson "Loses" It again

2005-08-31T13:21:00.000-04:00

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey will co-star in a sequel to the 2003 romantic-comedy, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days". I have no idea why though- the movie blew hard. Tentatively titled "How to Tell He's Not the One in 10 Days", will be written by "You've Got Mail" producer Julie Durk. Shooting for the sequel is schedule to begin the spring.

Brad Carrying Zahara: But again, Brad & Angelina ARE NOT DATING...

2005-08-30T20:14:00.000-04:00

Duff & Joel Madden: Comin' Out in Miami

2005-08-29T21:03:00.000-04:00

Since Last night public display of affection, 17 year old Hilary and 26 year old Joel have been spotted holding hands all around Miami. This is a far cry from the usual camera shy couple.

Nicole Richie Gets BAZAAR...

2005-08-29T19:37:00.000-04:00

*Taken from this months Harper's Bazaar

PictureFest: MORE VMA'S

2005-08-29T19:35:00.000-04:00

MJ Hits Dubai....

2005-08-29T19:30:00.000-04:00

"Michael Jackson has sailed around The World (man-made islands in the shape of a world map) on a trip to the Gulf emirate of Dubai where he is reportedly eyeing property, local newspapers said today.
The superstar has secretly been in Dubai since August 20, arriving from the small Gulf kingdom of Bahrain where he has been staying since being acquitted of child molestation trial in the United States.
Braving the summer heat, Jackson wore his signature black hat and sunglasses as he cruised in the hot waters off the coast of Dubai around The World and other palm tree-shaped islands.
The papers published pictures of the self-styled King of Pop touring the city with Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa, son of Bahrain's king, and UAE champion rally driver Mohamad bin Sulayem.
"Why would one go around these top-of-the-shelf properties unless one had at least a fleeting interest in acquiring some? This is the million dollar question that's doing the rounds of the city," said the Khaleej Times."

PictureFest: VMA'S

2005-08-29T17:22:00.000-04:00

Before & After, Then & Now, Blah Blah Blah....NICOLE RICHIE

2005-08-26T15:33:00.000-04:00

It pays being the skinny Olsen...

2005-08-26T15:24:00.000-04:00

Will Mary-Kate Olsen follow in Kate MossÂs footsteps?
The former child sitcom star is said to be mulling a mega-bucks contract to become the new face of Calvin Klein.
The younger (by two minutes) half of the Olsen twins, stands five-feet, two-inches and was admitted to a clinic last year for an eating disorder. Still, she and sister Ashley are considered style icons by some, as the New York Times noted earlier this year, in fact the twins are trendsetters for the latest hipster look. "[Calvin Klein] who famously launched the career of waif-like Kate Moss in a series of ads, wants Mary-Kate. . . to be featured in a campaign for his upcoming high-end collection", says a source

I see London, I see France...

2005-08-25T20:02:00.000-04:00

Just when you were getting sick of the older Simpson sibling....

It's ok folks...They Are Not a Couple (Allegedly)

2005-08-24T20:49:00.000-04:00

Lindsay shows us a healthy side

2005-08-23T17:44:00.000-04:00

Lohan was shopping at LA's Fred Segal- and clearly enjoying the buzzing photogs that were swarming around her every move. Judging from these recent pictures-Lohan has opted for a healthier look as of late. You can really tell that she has put on some pounds by the thickness of her thighs. Gain more lindsay, Gain more!!! We want your boobs back!!

Paris Loves Paris And Influencing The Underage Set

2005-08-23T17:00:00.000-04:00

Paris & Paris are seen here exiting the trendy sushi eatery Koi, last night in Hollywood. Lindsay Lohan also dined with P&P. For good measure- I just have to throw in this picture of shortly shorn Paris with 16 year old Hayden Panettiere. She's mostly known for small Disney channel movies and last year's Racing Stripes...I guess now she's tackling her new role as party pal.

She's About To Burst!!!

2005-08-23T16:58:00.000-04:00

Christ! Britney decided to wear stripes. For what purpose? To scare everyone she walked past?!?!

DUFF: Drops the lbs...and wears a wig??

2005-08-16T12:37:00.000-04:00

PictureFest: Teen Choice Awards

2005-08-15T05:11:00.000-04:00

Hilary is looking perrrrfect. Mischa has never looked better. Barton was nominated for Choice TV Actress Drama for her work on 'The O.C.' Ryan Cabrera seems to have pitted out while Ashlee Simpson gives Jessica a run for her money. The 2005 Teen Choice Awards were held at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, Ca. August 14, 2005.

Album Watch: Paris Heads back to the Studio...

2005-08-15T03:42:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton enjoyed a recording session with white hot music producer Scott Storch. Some of his best-known productions include Terror Squad's "Lean Back," Mario's "Let Me Love You," 50 Cent's "Candy Shop," and BeyoncÃ©'s "Naughty Girl."

Got To Hand It To Hatcher...

2005-08-12T16:17:00.000-04:00

Teri has managed to lose those extra pounds she was carrying around on the set of Desperate Housewives - but she's still got a ways to go.

In Anticipation of the 2005 VMAs...

2005-08-12T16:10:00.000-04:00

MK's New Man: Ali Fatourechi

2005-08-11T20:20:00.000-04:00

Mary-Kate Olsen is hot and heavy with Ali Fatourechi. The two were spotted out recently at New York nightclub Bungalow 8.
The smitten pair were joined by Ashley and her club promoter boyfriend, Scott Sartiano, who is good friends with Ali, at the exclusive nightspot.

Sidekick Reporting: Fergie Does Heatherette

2005-08-11T20:10:00.000-04:00

Black Eyed Peas Songstress, Fergie, wowed the crowd at Henri Bendel's Heatherette Party. Heatherette was launching their new wearable line this past tuesday night. Heatherette Designer's Richie Rich & Traver Rains and their very own PR Superstar Amiee Phillips, were all on hand to celebrate.

Nicole Richie LOVES Dj AM & Weekly Mags...

2005-08-11T05:27:00.000-04:00

Never Camera shy- Richie & AM strike lovey dovey poses for the adoring photog's- just moments before Nicole makes a mad dash for the weekly gossips

Lohan Wants Boobs!

2005-08-09T11:36:00.000-04:00

"I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back!"- such a beautiful quote! We all agree Lindsay-we want your "Mean Girls" Boobs BACK! Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin. But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up. Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

BULGE-FEST: Brit's HUGE!!

2005-08-08T17:42:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears has swelled to enormous proportions...

Download: Fefe Dobson-Don't Let It Go to Your Head

2005-08-08T13:22:00.000-04:00

Sidekick Reporting: DJ AM is skinny!

2005-07-28T16:56:00.000-04:00

The soon-to-be Mr. Nicole Richie helped open the Union Square American Eagle store last night in NYC. Though Ms. Richie was not on hand for the party, the cheeky DJ spun an incredible mix of pop (Kelly Clarkson), rock (the killers), and even his daddy in law- Lionel Richie. Spotted on the scene was Nick Lachey. He also was sans his better half- Jessy Simpson.

Goldie Hawn: Club Hopper @ 60!

2005-07-22T20:06:00.000-04:00

Goldie Hawn joined actress/daughter Kate Hudson on the red carpet at the London premiere of The Skeleton Key last night. Mom and daughter wowed the crowds outside the Vue Cinema in Leicester Square. Later they hit the club Kaberet..and exited in the late hours. You really have to hand it to Goldie, drinking it up at 58 has got to start taking it's toll...

Lindz Lohan Gets Carded Trying To Buy Smokes

2005-07-21T19:10:00.000-04:00

Proof that not EVERYONE has seen "Mean Girls", Lindsay Lohan flashes her California drivers' license to buy some cigarettes at a West Hollywood convenience store. The actress, 19, picked up the smokes, some gum, and other necessities. Though at first the cashier didn't not believe that Lindsay was the same girl in her license pic. The last pic is a close up of the ID she used, as well as her black card.

Back in TV Land, Valerie Cherish is Changing Lives

2005-07-21T15:49:00.000-04:00

We hate to interrupt any news of Sidekicking Scenechasers, but it is crucial that we pass on this - THE HOTTEST SHOW ON TV...

The Comeback

If you haven't seen it, then you must. Not only is it the funniest show on TV, proving that Lisa Kudrow really is the Friend who can act, but Star magazine just gave the show rave reviews and you know we love our salacious sister, Star. You will laugh while cringing with pain as Valerie attempts to scratch her way back into the hearts of her primetime viewers.

Watch it on HBO on Sundays. Like you don't already watch Entourage and Six Feet Under on Sundays!

Spotted: Sidekicking Scenechaser...

2005-07-21T15:08:00.000-04:00

While Josh & Scarlett fight about who knows...The highlighted siren texts away on her sidekick. Have celebrities became THAT boring?

Exclusive: Angelina & Baby Girl

2005-07-20T19:24:00.000-04:00

Angelia enjoys a stroll with her 2 children earlier Today...wonder where brad was?

Geri Halliwell may be Melted

2005-07-20T19:21:00.000-04:00

The MADAME TUSSAUDS waxwork of former SPICE GIRL GERI HALLIWELL is set to be ditched because of her waning popularity. But the flame-haired singer can't bear the idea of her figure being destroyed, and is keen to give it a home should Tussauds decide to axe it altogether. A source says, "Geri is not as popular as she was and her waxwork is in danger of being removed. "When it was made, Geri agreed that she would have first option to buy herself back rather than be melted down."

A Blind Item & Fergie Does Meth..

2005-07-20T15:07:00.000-04:00

Taken from NY Daily News:
What starlet panicked recently when she realized she'd left her purse at
a photo shoot? Alas, nosy stylists had already discovered her crystal
meth inside. Let's hope she cleans up before she winds up like Black
Eyed Peas hottie Fergie, who used to take the drug. On one bender,
Fergie recalls in Blender, "I ended up in a Korean church on Wilshire,
very paranoid, thinking that the FBI was after me. I was walking around
the church, crying, hallucinating." She kicked the habit the next day
-Taken from NY Daily News

Holy Weight Loss: Jack Osbourne Is Skinny!

2005-07-20T13:55:00.000-04:00

According the The National Enquirer:
"You will not believe what Jack looks like now," Sharon told The National Enquirer in an exclusive interview.
"If you look at before and after photos you will be shocked. He's gone on a rigorous six-month mission to get fit and he has." The 5-ft 9-in celeb who once tipped the scales at 215 pounds has slimmed to 175.
Sharon said Jack has also given up drugs and booze, staying on the straight and narrow since he entered rehab for an Oxycontin addiction last year.

Jenny McCarthy is STILL HOT!

2005-07-20T13:34:00.000-04:00

Sure, we all had a crush on her when she Hosted MTV's SINGLED OUT, but what has Jenny McCarthy done lately? Who cares! Just look at these drool worthy FHM pictures.

Maybe Sienna Was Boring in Bed...

2005-07-20T13:21:00.000-04:00

"I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to us. There is no defense for my actions which I sincerely regret." This was Jude Laws official statement. He and actress Sienna Miller became engaged in 2004

The Only Lohan Post today-I swear! LOHAN THROWS SHIT AT A PHOTOG...

2005-07-19T21:45:00.000-04:00

Lindsay was so annoyed at the demands of the all consuming photographers, that she hauled off and threw a bottle at the pesky shutterbugs. Nice! Now if she only threw her top at them...

PictureFest: Nicole Richie

2005-07-19T21:23:00.000-04:00

withering away is sooo hot! Seriously, please eat.

Shows We Love: Roseanne Reunited...On DVD

2005-07-19T21:21:00.000-04:00

Admit it. You love the show. You watch it at 4am in a drunken daze....On nick at night. It is the best show to watch after a night of club hopping & bar jumping. In these pics- the cast reunites at a press junket for the series debut on DVD.

Mary- Kate Jumps, Kisses, Smokes, & Eats Babies??

2005-07-19T21:17:00.000-04:00

Jessica Sniffson: Coke whore?

2005-07-19T14:52:00.000-04:00

Oh please! Stop defending her. Jessica did not get that thin because of her lame ass trainer- Just look at that face she's making. Those are ol' coke eyes! She's completely blown out of her mind. Above, Jessica ushers in her 25th birthday at her parents home in Cali. Guests included her sis Ashlee, Willmer, sometimes husband Nick, Jake Gyllenhaal as well as other less famous people. Nick's gift to his mess of a wife? Rims for her SUV. Touching. Yep, no problems in that relationship...

White Trash Couple: Brit & Kev

2005-07-18T20:57:00.000-04:00

I can't decide if Brit Brit & Kev have reached a new low, or a new high? Well anyway- here is some out takes from their new INTERVIEW MAGAZINE article...

Lohan SHOUTS: "Back off SECREST!"

2005-07-18T20:31:00.000-04:00

As we already reported-Lohan was enjoying her Herbie self at this weekends Allure Magazine party. Partygoers noticed that the ultimate American Idol reject had set his sights on the sexy "Mean Girl"...One reveler sent this in:
"Ryan kept trying to be introduced. He kept edging closer and closer- The whole scene was tad creepy. At one point he got so close, without Lindsay knowing- he practically knocked her over."
the result is the above photo....
Ryan has cemented his place as a permanent TOOL..

OC WEIGHT WATCH: Fat Ass Barton!

2005-07-18T20:19:00.000-04:00

Sweet Jesus! It Looks as if Mischa isn't taking the break up from Brandon to well. How else's does one explain the sudden balloon ass she's gained. The OC started up production last week, and I fear that the writers may need to push the newly hefty Marissa out- and Nicole Richie- in! That would be sooo HOT! Nicole could help Summer shed those pesky 'Seth' pounds away..

LOHAN & RICHIE: Best Friends Forever!

2005-07-18T20:05:00.000-04:00

Oh its always great to see a hot pic after our long, much needed break! I mean, it's tough work trying to keep up with all of Lohan's movies, parties, 15 minute 'bathroom' trips, and filming schedule. At the left, the inseparable Lohan and Richie are livin' it up at this past weekends Allure Magazine party...

JOEY takes a pisss..what a naughty friend!

2005-07-18T20:01:00.000-04:00

Actor Matt LeBlanc must have thought no one saw him take a leak in a bush, while walking his doggy...
"Ridiculously On The Scene" sees all!

TALON, You lucky Bastard!

2005-07-18T17:07:00.000-04:00

Yes yes, I know these shots are OLD! But I just could not resist. Talon is the luckiest guy, perhaps ever. Not only did he lock lips with just about EVERY willing girl on the first season of LAGUNA BEACH, but now he's chillin with Lohan. Talon you are the man! Check out Talon and the rest of the sexy Laguna gang on the Season 2 premiere, July 25th on MTV.

Happy Birthday Tom Cruise!

2005-07-03T03:47:00.000-04:00

Hey you July 3rd baby! Today, anything goes - Tom and one of us at ridic on the scene share a birthday. And that's just hot and sexy. Plus, some of us actually enjoyed War of the Worlds. It's pretty sexy, too.

Now, a quick btw shoutout to Lindsay the skinny bitch Lohan...we missed her birthday and we apologize sincerely. She's a fellow Cancer and we never should have forgotten her. Sorry girl, our powdered sugar is on it's way in some old 'Nsync gift wrap we found. Love ya girl.

Have a NO RULES bitchin' 4th of July readers!
xoxo,
r and n

DUFF Vs. LOHAN: The Final Smackdown!

2005-06-29T01:38:00.000-04:00

Hilary Duff will be label mates with none other than the thinner than ever Lindsay Lohan. Duff's next album after this august's 'Most Wanted" will be on Tommy Mottola's "Casablanca Records" the same recording label as Lindsay Lohan. A source close to Ridiculously On The Scene has been dealing with Lohan's reactions to the most recent news and had this to say:
"Lindsay is completely caught up in this stupid high school shit. Lindsay should look at this as an opportunity to end this useless feud- the girls are older and should maybe try getting along. It's a shame, Hilary is the bigger person and Lindsay refuses to see that" Oh I can see it now, they should do a remake of Brandy & Monica's The Boy Is Mine- only this time at the end they should serve Aaron Carter a steaming plate of whoop-ass!

PAM loves to drink!

2005-06-28T15:25:00.000-04:00

Pam Anderson loves to drink- despite the whole Hep C thing. Seen here at a Virgin Atlantic party with the most famous he/she in the world, Pam is guzzling bubbly and enjoying herself while getting down and dirrrty with the boy's of Heatherette. Reports have also surfaced that later on Pam became "worse" and ended up having to be carried out by two giant party handlers. An eyewitness claims that "Pam was very free with herself and flashed us her p-ssy a bunch of times". Also on had at the event was Pam's favorite photog wonder- David LaChapelle.

Beck-ause They're Worth It

2005-06-24T17:35:00.000-04:00

Beck-ause they're worth it
Sponsorship deal ... Victoria and David
London's The Sun is reporting that DAVID and VICTORIA BECKHAM have been approached with the offer of their biggest sponsorship deal yet - plugging L'Oreal hair products.
The Beckhams would be the first couple to front the famous "Because you're worth it" ad campaign - and would star in TV promotions and on billboard posters.

Blondes ARE the Sexiest

2005-06-23T14:10:00.000-04:00

We love, love, love the mother/daughter matching blonde hair. Lilo might be a skinny bitch, but her hair/makeup/stylist team are working it out lately. The girl looks hot and her mom is keeping up! Despite the fact that her husband is in prison and her brother is on his way there, Dina Lohan is definitely one sexy mother. Now get to the movie theatre and see Herbie: Fully Loaded!

That's All Folks

2005-06-23T13:37:00.000-04:00

Don't cry, B! Hopefully you were all lucky enough to catch the final TRL farewell to Destiny's Child yesterday, but if not, we will fill you in. Beyonce, Michelle and Kelly showed up on TRL in front of hundreds of sobbing fans to say goodbye. But clearly, Beyonce's guilt for being the LEAD singer of the group and for having her Dad run things into the ground while he f-ed some girl on the side of his marriage has gotten to her. B broke down sobbing on live tv while Kelly made some ridiculous mention of them growing up and moving on to bigger things. Brilliant tv for the 14 - 21 demographic.

The Ridiculously on the Scene Open Letter to Mrs. Federline

2005-06-23T12:24:00.000-04:00

Britney, we love you. We used to love you more and we still don't care for Kevin, but for better or worse, we're stuck with you. Now, please buy some maternity clothes. Your fly is open and I know it's not meant for Kevin's easy access. Ew gross. Your burgeoning belly is allowed - you're pregnant with twins, according to Star this week and we always believe them. They have all the details and are always accurate. (Demi is pregnant too and due any day now.) You can still be sexy Britney...A Pea in the Pod is calling your name, honey.

Ring the Church Bells...Hillary's Gettin' Some!

2005-06-23T11:03:00.000-04:00

Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden and movie beauty Hilary Duff have finally confessed they are a couple and have been dating since July 2004, when Duff was just 16 years old.The 26-year-old singer and Duff will officially announce their romance when they co-present at the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami on August 28, because it's one month before Duff turns 18 - the legal age to have sexual intercourse in California.

Disney Baby One More Time!

2005-06-22T18:15:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears will give birth while listening to Disney songs.
The 23-year-old pregnant singer -who starred on Disney Channel's 'Mickey Mouse Club Show' as a child - is said to have chosen her favorite songs from 'The Princess Collection' to help her cope with labour.
The junk food eating mama, who has reportedly battled terrible morning sickness and temperamental mood swings during her pregnancy, is due to give birth to her first child later this year.

Ripped, tattered & torn!

2005-06-20T20:25:00.000-04:00

Hotter than hot, Freddie! Tom- take a look at Freddie's style and copy it to the best of your ability. A growth serum might help, too. This past sunday was the Calvin Klein Underwear Party on Perry Street in New York, which celebrated models Natalia Vodianova and Freddie Ljungberg . In attendance were actor Clive Owen, Jean-Georges Vongerichten , Filip Ljungberg (freddie's bro), Helena Christensen, Jacquetta Wheeler, Alex Lundquist, Tyler Wood, Judge Leslie Crocker Snyder, Josh Wald, John Charles, Alex Malyshev, Tim Kurk, Karl Lindman, Kim Vernon, Ali Larter, Ali Wise, and Nancy Dorn.

The cup of love overfloweth for TomKat...Rumors Starting

2005-06-20T16:14:00.000-04:00

Rumors are brewing that ANOTHER lawsuit may be filed against ANOTHER gay porn star. Tsk Tsk Tom. To refresh: Back in may of 2001 Tom Cruise filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Kyle Bradford, a porn star. The suit was deemed "the most direct attempt yet to stamp out rumors about his sexual orientation" . Now sources close to Ridiculously On The Scene are whispering that it could happen all over again. In the picture above- we have to ask - Are Tom and Katie's late-night antics (eating ice cream and pizza, I was sooo not thinking sex) making them look a bit bloated and completely exhausted? If Katie's scientologist PR person picked out that tie for Tom, she really is bad at her job. These two are a mess. The Frenchman to the right isn't even having fun...

Our Botox Baby was on the scene...
Thanks for sending us the pics!

Lohand

2005-06-17T15:27:00.000-04:00

Teen God Lindsay Lohan seems to have stumbled upon a self tanner faux pas...gloves, Lindsay- use the gloves! Wait, did we just call her a teen God??? Hell yeah!

Tom's just mADD...

2005-06-16T17:27:00.000-04:00

US media insiders are whispering that Tom Cruise's recent odd behaviour can be explained by the actor recently coming off his ADD medicine...This would explain his crazy outbursts and strange sudden attraction to females.

NYC's Party of the Summer, 2005

2005-06-15T16:39:00.000-04:00

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Email us if you have access to the list for this one, readers! Oprah's comin' to town! ridiculouslyonthescene@hotmail.com

***Many thanks to our Botox Baby for sending this invite our way. The thought of Oprah talking to Lohan in Oprah-speak is enough to make me tear up.***

Event Title: Dance on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie's Birthday Celebration

Event Location: PM Lounge New York

Number of Attendees: Approximately 300, VIPs Only

Target Audience: Invitations will be distributed to fashion and entertainment industry executives, influencers and VIP friends and colleagues of the honoree such as Denise Rich, Naomi Campbell and Farnsworth Bentley. Al Sharpton, Lenny Kravitz, Denzel Washington, Oprah Winfrey, DJ AM, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Patti LaBelle, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and various members of the media. Celebrities are still being confirmed all sponsors will received a complete guest list

Date: Monday, June 20, 2005

Time: 12:30AM - 4:00AM

Description of Event: A VIP, invitation only gala event to celebrate the birthday of one of music's most revered and loved superstars among friends and

Venue Features: Located in the heart on New York's Meat Packing District, PM Lounge earned its reputation as a premier international playground when it opened in 2003. PM's decor is Caribbean inspired and designed to replicate an island's sophisticated cafe society. It's almost as if a formerly grand gentlemen's club has been discovered, dusted off, and infiltrated by a stylish group of revelers. PM Lounge's owners, nightlife impresarios Unik, Kyky and Dimitri, will use the lounge's unique sensibilities to create one of the most memorable, visual and talked about social events of the season.

Sponsorship Opportunities: 45 VIP gifts

Sponsor Benefits: Category exclusivity (in VIP bags)
Logo inclusion on gift bag inserts
Integrated branding
Brand alignment with celebrities and influence Organic platform for brand exposure

Brit Brit's Single Someday

2005-06-15T15:02:00.000-04:00

We think Britney can do it all. She's pregnant and still performing in music videos while hangin' out with K-Fed on the ranch in Malibu. Can she still do the Slave 4 U dance, though?

File Under: Snort Snort....

2005-06-15T13:16:00.000-04:00

HOT UPDATE! Our girl Lindz is tumbling downhill and we are begging her to stop before she ends up in that scary pit the Osbournes like to call REHAB! We got this sexy email from an entertainment industry colleague.

"I can't say who I work for as I'm at a high-profile firm, but I was at the MTV Awards and in very close contact with Lindsay... all I can say is, she is obviously doing blow. You gotta listen to her talk, it sounds like she's been strung out at Shelter every night in the VIP lounge. Not that I was terribly surprised by this, but it was the first time I'd seen her in a while and she has the telltale signs--washed out skin, heavy marks around her eyes, scratchy voice. I wish her the best, but if she doesn't get off this kick soon, there is trouble ahead."

Katie is Tom's Newest Being!

2005-06-15T11:48:00.000-04:00

I'm typing this in-between bouts of mass hysteria and vomitting.
KATIE HOLMES HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A SCIENTOLOGIST.
Where did our little Joey Potter go? Those odd (for lawsuit purposes, I fear a better word could get me sued and zapped by L.Ron Hubbard) Scientologists have nabbed our girl and they will now turn her into a being - just like Tommyboy. Now she and Tom can get married just like he and his sister planned two months ago when they put a list together of viable young hotties he could date and brainwash. Sources say the wedding will be televised across the globe and can only be viewed if you purchased a ticket to War of the Worlds. Let's be honest, Tom couldn't care less if Batman Begins is a hit.

#1 STUNNA:Brad & Angelina

2005-06-12T13:57:00.000-04:00

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith," a domestic thriller in which Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other, earned an estimated $51.1 million in its first three days. A Fox official declined to speculate whether tabloid tales about an off-screen romance between the two actors helped drive sales. Pitt's previous best opening was 2004's "Troy" with $46.9 million, while Jolie's was "Tomb Raider" with $47.7 million in 2001.

The throw down (what's with the gun ANG?)

2005-06-12T13:54:00.000-04:00

More Pictures from the W Magazine Shoot

2005-06-12T13:49:00.000-04:00

File Under: WAYS TO MAKE JEN ANISTON CRY....

File Under: Readers React

2005-06-11T01:40:00.000-04:00

Tara Reid's Fake Breasts SPOTTED.
Our first reader submission: Tara Reid & Co at the las Vegas Palms this Past summer. Keep 'em coming...ridiculouslyonthescene@hotmail.com

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2005-06-11T01:32:00.000-04:00

Hollywood whack job, Sean Penn, was adopting the role of a journalist, scribbling in his notebook as Friday prayer worshippers in Tehran chanted "Death to America."
He was in Iran on a brief assignment for the San Francisco Chronicle ahead of presidential elections on June 17. Best known as Madonna's screw toy husband, Penn went unrecognized by the 6,000 faithful at Tehran University.

Brad & Angelina Dry Hump on the Kitchen Table

2005-06-11T01:29:00.000-04:00

Well not really but that would be so hot...too hot in fact.

Saying 'Grace' has never been SO SEXY!

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Victoria Beckham gets NAKED... for the needy

2005-06-11T01:08:00.000-04:00

This photograph, believed to have been taken shortly after the birth of her son Cruz, has Sticky Vicky in the buff apart from a pair of strategically placed Jimmy Choo shoes and Cartier Jewellery.

Victoria Beckham, the former Spice girl and wife of England footballer David Beckham, looks down right drool worthy. This picture is featured in a special book called 4 Inches, which also features other well-known celebrities and models. The book was inspired by an idea by Tamara Mellon who is creative director of Jimmy Choo and will raise funds for Elton John's Aids charity.

2005-06-10T20:52:00.000-04:00

Yikes! looks like Alba is in need of a bra...actually it looks good-DAMN good!

2005-06-10T20:51:00.000-04:00

BUY BUY SPEND SPEND!!!!

Christina and Jordan take NYC

2005-06-10T17:49:00.000-04:00

Teeny tiny hottie Christina Aguilera is back in NYC this week with her mildly interesting yet still going to marry fiance, Jordan Bratman. The two were out and about last night at super-hot, no, super-exclusive, no, super-gray nightspot AER (PR done by one dashingly brill partner at Grubman-Cheban PR). They were bobble-head bopping around in the VIP area and our special Ridiculously on the Scene spy says that Christina is indeed gorgeous and Jordan has big ears. We just thought you should know. FYI, the superhottie in the photo is Mark Birnbaum - the most gorg pr boy in the city. If he's good enough for Christina...call me, Mark.

3 Cheers for Brittany Murphy

2005-06-10T15:48:00.000-04:00

Brittany Murphy nows how to be a professional on a photo shoot! (Unlike another skinny bitch we know who answers calls from boys on her Sidekick II, even if she's in the middle of a music video shoot for the movie of the summer, Herbie -something...)

Brittany could have been seriously injured while riding bareback on a horse named Cloud, while shooting the new Jordache jeans ad campaign this week. Cloud got scared in the middle of the shoot and bucked waifish Brit right off his back. Thankfully her uncle was watching the shoot and broke her fall just in time. Little Brit Brit climbed right back up on that nasty ole horse and finished the photo shoot. We can only pray that her 80 lb. body and hot new implants didn't do any permanent damage to her hunky-hero uncle!

Suddenly DUFF!

2005-06-10T14:45:00.000-04:00

Hilary & Haylie Duff have arrived to shave their legs ...and to kick off their Gillette Venus Vibrance "Legs of a Godess" Contest. You can catch them this morning at the Good Morning America Studio in Times Square. Take pics and send them our way!
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Rumor: BRITNEY's new SINGLE?

2005-06-10T02:03:00.000-04:00

Press Release Source: Jive Records

'Someday (I Will Understand)' Shipping to Radio June 14
Wednesday June 8, 6:16 pm ET

Video to Premiere in The Season Finale of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic June 14 on UPN
NEW YORK, June 8 /PRNewswire/ -- "Someday (I Will Understand)" the new single from Grammy Award winning artist Britney Spears is shipping June 14 to radio. The video directed by Michael Haussman will premiere on the season finale of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic June 14.

"Someday (I Will Understand)" was penned by Britney Spears. The song was produced by Guy Sigsworth.

2005-06-10T02:00:00.000-04:00

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Fabian Basabe: IT BOY BLOWS UP!

2005-06-10T01:36:00.000-04:00

Basabe vs. heatherette (Aimee & Traver)

Whew! Its has been a whirlwind couple of weeks for Fabian Basabe. He's done everything from filming his reality show Model Behavior, to having his daddy's money issues smeared in the pages of Page6, to even shooting a segment for the OPRAH show...Their is so much more to come from Fabian- this he has assured me.

Skinny Bitches Rule

2005-06-10T01:28:00.000-04:00

Lohan poses for this months ELLE Magazine

Sure they may not live long-
But face it, we are all obsessed with the withering away ladies that grace everyone our of nation's hot glossies! Whether its Lindsay, Jessica, or the sexy sexy Nicole richie- We can't get enough of their shrinking waist lines and bulging wallets...Keep it up girls!

2005-06-10T01:26:00.000-04:00

Paris:big belly

Some have been speculating that the heiress is knocked up. If she is preggers, I would love the headline- Paris gets Paris Pregnant! Though these few pictures could lend support to the current speculation, lets just keep in mind that Paris is notorious for 'not working out' and these photo's could just be the result of her (gasp!) gaining weight. Don't hold your breathe for FOX's The Pregnant Life.

Bathroom encounters of the pissed off kind

2005-06-10T00:11:00.000-04:00

crow post phone flinging

...My stunningly gorg partner in Ridiculously on the Scene did a great job running down the history of events leading up to the Crowe sighting.
I had to pee-REAL bad. So bad in fact that I got up from The Cinderella Man- Rushed to the men's room to relieve myself. At that same time , none other than the films star walked up to nearby urinal...
I will only say this of my Crowe run in. Perhaps male New Zealanders aren't as up to the below the belt grooming habits of the rest of the metrosexual global population. With that said, one word describes the sight: Bushy