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Ridiculously On The Scene

Friday, June 17, 2005

Lohand


Teen God Lindsay Lohan seems to have stumbled upon a self tanner faux pas...gloves, Lindsay- use the gloves! Wait, did we just call her a teen God??? Hell yeah!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Tom's just mADD...

US media insiders are whispering that Tom Cruise's recent odd behaviour can be explained by the actor recently coming off his ADD medicine...This would explain his crazy outbursts and strange sudden attraction to females.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

NYC's Party of the Summer, 2005


B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Email us if you have access to the list for this one, readers! Oprah's comin' to town! ridiculouslyonthescene@hotmail.com

***Many thanks to our Botox Baby for sending this invite our way. The thought of Oprah talking to Lohan in Oprah-speak is enough to make me tear up.***

Event Title: Dance on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie's Birthday Celebration

Event Location: PM Lounge New York


Number of Attendees: Approximately 300, VIPs Only

Target Audience: Invitations will be distributed to fashion and entertainment industry executives, influencers and VIP friends and colleagues of the honoree such as Denise Rich, Naomi Campbell and Farnsworth Bentley. Al Sharpton, Lenny Kravitz, Denzel Washington, Oprah Winfrey, DJ AM, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Patti LaBelle, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and various members of the media. Celebrities are still being confirmed all sponsors will received a complete guest list

Date: Monday, June 20, 2005

Time: 12:30AM - 4:00AM

Description of Event: A VIP, invitation only gala event to celebrate the birthday of one of music's most revered and loved superstars among friends and

Venue Features: Located in the heart on New York's Meat Packing District, PM Lounge earned its reputation as a premier international playground when it opened in 2003. PM's decor is Caribbean inspired and designed to replicate an island's sophisticated cafe society. It's almost as if a formerly grand gentlemen's club has been discovered, dusted off, and infiltrated by a stylish group of revelers. PM Lounge's owners, nightlife impresarios Unik, Kyky and Dimitri, will use the lounge's unique sensibilities to create one of the most memorable, visual and talked about social events of the season.

Sponsorship Opportunities: 45 VIP gifts

Sponsor Benefits: Category exclusivity (in VIP bags)
Logo inclusion on gift bag inserts
Integrated branding
Brand alignment with celebrities and influence Organic platform for brand exposure

Brit Brit's Single Someday


We think Britney can do it all. She's pregnant and still performing in music videos while hangin' out with K-Fed on the ranch in Malibu. Can she still do the Slave 4 U dance, though?

File Under: Snort Snort....


HOT UPDATE! Our girl Lindz is tumbling downhill and we are begging her to stop before she ends up in that scary pit the Osbournes like to call REHAB! We got this sexy email from an entertainment industry colleague.

"I can't say who I work for as I'm at a high-profile firm, but I was at the MTV Awards and in very close contact with Lindsay... all I can say is, she is obviously doing blow. You gotta listen to her talk, it sounds like she's been strung out at Shelter every night in the VIP lounge. Not that I was terribly surprised by this, but it was the first time I'd seen her in a while and she has the telltale signs--washed out skin, heavy marks around her eyes, scratchy voice. I wish her the best, but if she doesn't get off this kick soon, there is trouble ahead."

Katie is Tom's Newest Being!


I'm typing this in-between bouts of mass hysteria and vomitting.
KATIE HOLMES HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A SCIENTOLOGIST.
Where did our little Joey Potter go? Those odd (for lawsuit purposes, I fear a better word could get me sued and zapped by L.Ron Hubbard) Scientologists have nabbed our girl and they will now turn her into a being - just like Tommyboy. Now she and Tom can get married just like he and his sister planned two months ago when they put a list together of viable young hotties he could date and brainwash. Sources say the wedding will be televised across the globe and can only be viewed if you purchased a ticket to War of the Worlds. Let's be honest, Tom couldn't care less if Batman Begins is a hit.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

#1 STUNNA:Brad & Angelina

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith," a domestic thriller in which Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other, earned an estimated $51.1 million in its first three days. A Fox official declined to speculate whether tabloid tales about an off-screen romance between the two actors helped drive sales. Pitt's previous best opening was 2004's "Troy" with $46.9 million, while Jolie's was "Tomb Raider" with $47.7 million in 2001.

The throw down (what's with the gun ANG?) Posted by Hello

More Pictures from the W Magazine Shoot Posted by Hello

File Under: WAYS TO MAKE JEN ANISTON CRY.... Posted by Hello