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Ridiculously On The Scene

Saturday, June 11, 2005

File Under: Readers React

Tara Reid's Fake Breasts SPOTTED.
Our first reader submission: Tara Reid & Co at the las Vegas Palms this Past summer. Keep 'em coming...ridiculouslyonthescene@hotmail.com


Hollywood whack job, Sean Penn, was adopting the role of a journalist, scribbling in his notebook as Friday prayer worshippers in Tehran chanted "Death to America."
He was in Iran on a brief assignment for the San Francisco Chronicle ahead of presidential elections on June 17. Best known as Madonna's screw toy husband, Penn went unrecognized by the 6,000 faithful at Tehran University.

Brad & Angelina Dry Hump on the Kitchen Table

Well not really but that would be so hot...too hot in fact.

Saying 'Grace' has never been SO SEXY!


Victoria Beckham gets NAKED... for the needy

This photograph, believed to have been taken shortly after the birth of her son Cruz, has Sticky Vicky in the buff apart from a pair of strategically placed Jimmy Choo shoes and Cartier Jewellery.

Victoria Beckham, the former Spice girl and wife of England footballer David Beckham, looks down right drool worthy. This picture is featured in a special book called 4 Inches, which also features other well-known celebrities and models. The book was inspired by an idea by Tamara Mellon who is creative director of Jimmy Choo and will raise funds for Elton John's Aids charity.

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Friday, June 10, 2005

Yikes! looks like Alba is in need of a bra...actually it looks good-DAMN good! Posted by Hello

BUY BUY SPEND SPEND!!!! Posted by Hello

Christina and Jordan take NYC

Teeny tiny hottie Christina Aguilera is back in NYC this week with her mildly interesting yet still going to marry fiance, Jordan Bratman. The two were out and about last night at super-hot, no, super-exclusive, no, super-gray nightspot AER (PR done by one dashingly brill partner at Grubman-Cheban PR). They were bobble-head bopping around in the VIP area and our special Ridiculously on the Scene spy says that Christina is indeed gorgeous and Jordan has big ears. We just thought you should know. FYI, the superhottie in the photo is Mark Birnbaum - the most gorg pr boy in the city. If he's good enough for Christina...call me, Mark. Posted by Hello

3 Cheers for Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy nows how to be a professional on a photo shoot! (Unlike another skinny bitch we know who answers calls from boys on her Sidekick II, even if she's in the middle of a music video shoot for the movie of the summer, Herbie -something...)

Brittany could have been seriously injured while riding bareback on a horse named Cloud, while shooting the new Jordache jeans ad campaign this week. Cloud got scared in the middle of the shoot and bucked waifish Brit right off his back. Thankfully her uncle was watching the shoot and broke her fall just in time. Little Brit Brit climbed right back up on that nasty ole horse and finished the photo shoot. We can only pray that her 80 lb. body and hot new implants didn't do any permanent damage to her hunky-hero uncle! Posted by Hello

Suddenly DUFF!

Hilary & Haylie Duff have arrived to shave their legs ...and to kick off their Gillette Venus Vibrance "Legs of a Godess" Contest. You can catch them this morning at the Good Morning America Studio in Times Square. Take pics and send them our way!
ridiculouslyonthescene@hotmail.com Posted by Hello

Rumor: BRITNEY's new SINGLE?

Press Release Source: Jive Records

'Someday (I Will Understand)' Shipping to Radio June 14
Wednesday June 8, 6:16 pm ET

Video to Premiere in The Season Finale of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic June 14 on UPN
NEW YORK, June 8 /PRNewswire/ -- "Someday (I Will Understand)" the new single from Grammy Award winning artist Britney Spears is shipping June 14 to radio. The video directed by Michael Haussman will premiere on the season finale of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic June 14.

"Someday (I Will Understand)" was penned by Britney Spears. The song was produced by Guy Sigsworth.

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Fabian Basabe: IT BOY BLOWS UP!

Basabe vs. heatherette (Aimee & Traver) Posted by Hello

Whew! Its has been a whirlwind couple of weeks for Fabian Basabe. He's done everything from filming his reality show Model Behavior, to having his daddy's money issues smeared in the pages of Page6, to even shooting a segment for the OPRAH show...Their is so much more to come from Fabian- this he has assured me.

Skinny Bitches Rule

Lohan poses for this months ELLE Magazine Posted by Hello

Sure they may not live long-
But face it, we are all obsessed with the withering away ladies that grace everyone our of nation's hot glossies! Whether its Lindsay, Jessica, or the sexy sexy Nicole richie- We can't get enough of their shrinking waist lines and bulging wallets...Keep it up girls!

Paris:big belly Posted by Hello

Some have been speculating that the heiress is knocked up. If she is preggers, I would love the headline- Paris gets Paris Pregnant! Though these few pictures could lend support to the current speculation, lets just keep in mind that Paris is notorious for 'not working out' and these photo's could just be the result of her (gasp!) gaining weight. Don't hold your breathe for FOX's The Pregnant Life.

Bathroom encounters of the pissed off kind

crow post phone flinging Posted by Hello

...My stunningly gorg partner in Ridiculously on the Scene did a great job running down the history of events leading up to the Crowe sighting.
I had to pee-REAL bad. So bad in fact that I got up from The Cinderella Man- Rushed to the men's room to relieve myself. At that same time , none other than the films star walked up to nearby urinal...
I will only say this of my Crowe run in. Perhaps male New Zealanders aren't as up to the below the belt grooming habits of the rest of the metrosexual global population. With that said, one word describes the sight: Bushy

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Let's Talk About Love - TomKat Style

Oprah calls Tom...

Oprah: Tom, darling, can you and Katie donate 2 million to my charity, There's A Child In Africa Who Wants To Be A Movie Star?

Tom (down on one knee, phone to ear, pounding the floor in earnest): Oprah, you know I love you, and I really want to do it. I really want to do it. I really, really want to do it.

Oprah: Great, TACWWTBAMS (she says the acronym as a word) really needs your help. I know Katie would do it if her Dawson's Creek residual payments for the 8 episodes a day run on the WB were high enough, but we all know she makes an average of 2 cents per week on that body of work that made you fall in love with her.

Tom (sick, jerking laugh): haha haha haha. Oh Oprah, you know I never watched that show, I just loved the way she smelled. It reminds me of my Grandma. And my mom. And my sister who made me sit on the bathroom counter and kiss her girlfriends. Have you ever heard that story?

Oprah (growing bored): Yes Tom I've heard it. Anyway, Stedman was wondering if you had time for a quick rendezvous tonight...Gayle and I have plans.

end scene.

Wait, what?

send any sightings or scoops....


HELP stop TOMKAT Posted by Hello

mama richards and baby Posted by Hello

Well he did so she can't be that hot....but they do make a cute kid

The latest TOM & KATIE PUSHERS...The Beckhams!

TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES' whirlwind romance is the real deal, according to former SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM.

The Hollywood love-birds have been widely accused of embarking on their high-profile relationship in an attempt to raise awareness for their movies BATMAN BEGINS and WAR OF THE WORLDS.

But pal Beckham has spoken out on behalf of the smitten pair after witnessing their affection first-hand alongside her soccer ace husband DAVID.

She says, "It's for real alright. Tom and Katie were all over each other when we were at his house. They were massively in love by the looks of things.

"We both thought Katie was a lovely sweet girl. It's definitely not a publicity stunt."
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Our Moment of the Week

Last Thursday, during the premiere of the Russell Crowe/Renee Zellwegger flick, The Cinderella Man, we had a hot little run in with non other than the anger-management star of the movie, Russell Crowe. In the very middle of the movie, one of us had to run to the little girl's room - not wanting to be rude to the people in the aisle more than necessary, we both decided to dash to the restroom. And so the scene of the crime is set...

(This is my version.)
I fly into the ladies room and fly right out - it was the fastest pee ever. As I look for my partner in crime and start to get annoyed that he hasn't made it out yet, I realize that there is only one other person in the entire theatre concession/restroom area with me. Hold your breath and wait for it...wait for it...

Not Russell Crowe.
It's a suspicious looking security guard with an earpiece. And then it dawns on me, "That little shit is urinating next to Russell Crowe right now!" So, like the celeb fan I am, I plant myself directly in the middle of the hall, now there's no way Russell can miss me of course, and I wait. All of sudden, Gladiator and my true Master and Commander, OMG is he hot, Russell Crowe exits, walks up to me, I smile and say, "Sir, your movie is fantastic." Russell replied, "Thank you, Miss."

Yes, it was the LAMEST thing I've EVER said in my ENTIRE life. But the man is hot and he looks better than you could possibly imagine in person.

(The other version is so much better and he has ALL THE DETAILS.)