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Thursday, June 23, 2005

The Ridiculously on the Scene Open Letter to Mrs. Federline


Britney, we love you. We used to love you more and we still don't care for Kevin, but for better or worse, we're stuck with you. Now, please buy some maternity clothes. Your fly is open and I know it's not meant for Kevin's easy access. Ew gross. Your burgeoning belly is allowed - you're pregnant with twins, according to Star this week and we always believe them. They have all the details and are always accurate. (Demi is pregnant too and due any day now.) You can still be sexy Britney...A Pea in the Pod is calling your name, honey.

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