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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Katie is Tom's Newest Being!


I'm typing this in-between bouts of mass hysteria and vomitting.
KATIE HOLMES HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A SCIENTOLOGIST.
Where did our little Joey Potter go? Those odd (for lawsuit purposes, I fear a better word could get me sued and zapped by L.Ron Hubbard) Scientologists have nabbed our girl and they will now turn her into a being - just like Tommyboy. Now she and Tom can get married just like he and his sister planned two months ago when they put a list together of viable young hotties he could date and brainwash. Sources say the wedding will be televised across the globe and can only be viewed if you purchased a ticket to War of the Worlds. Let's be honest, Tom couldn't care less if Batman Begins is a hit.

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